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Part 2: Arlene meets Santa Back on the North Pole, Tina Gooseberry, the Mean Elf returned to her lair (in a cave outside of Santa’s Workshop), where she met her roommate: an anthropomorphic Goth Wolf girl named Karina (though Tina just called her “Kari” or “Kar” most of the time). Karina: ‘Sup, Tina? Tina: Hey, Kari. Karina: So, how did it go? The fat guy can’t go flying and Christmas is off? Tina: Yes and no: Kringle did slip and broke his arm and leg, but get this: he’s hiring some fat human broad to do his rounds for him! Look! (Shows a picture of Arlene to Karina on her phone) Karina (retches): Ugh… Don’t make me sick… Tina: Gross, right? And still, Claus chose this Human Hippo of all people to fill in for him! Karina: Gotta give him credit that he chose a woman, though. He could have gone for one of those loser Mall Santas. Tina: Yeah, I guess that does count as something. But still, this bloated cow is gonna mess up the plan! I gotta do something about her! Meanwhile

Disclaimer: I don’t actually hate “All I Want for Christmas” by Mariah Carey, this song is from the perspective of someone, who is sick of hearing that song every Christmas. I don’t mind the songs of Christmas, There is just one I can’t stand I’m not bothered by Silver Bells, Or Last Christmas by Wham Don’t mind hearing Deck the Halls, Be it spring, summer or fall, Play Jingle Bells by the score, I just can’t take Mariah no more! I don’t mind carols on Christmas, I think most are pretty neat I don’t mind Frosty the Snowman, or Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree I don’t go on a Grinchy tirade When I hear Blue Christmas play, And Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town, I can also take that any day! Don’t mind hearing Deck the Halls, Be it spring, summer or fall, Play Jingle Bells by the score, I just can’t take THAT song no more! No, Baby! I’m cool with the 12 Days of Christmas, I love hearing Let it Snow, Don’t mind hearing Santa Baby, I’d even give Elsa’s song a go! Always nice to hear White

Welcome back to the SithVamp Christmas Extravaganza. It’s Christmas Carol time again! You’ve seen me review a lot of adaptations of Charles Dickens’ classic Holiday tale: the Muppets, Mickey Mouse and friends, Mr. Magoo, even one starring Bill Murray, and there are still like a thousand film adaptations of Master Dickens’ work, so now let’s see another take on it! This time we’ll see how everyone’s favorite little magic horses interpret the Yuletide redemption story of Ebenezer Scrooge. Let us venture back into the world of Equestria, and take a look at My Little Pony’s take on A Christmas Carol, called: A Hearth’s Warming Tail! A Hearth’s Warming Tail is an episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic that came out in 2016. The special opens in Twilight Sparkle’s castle, where we see the Mane 6, along with a bunch of other Ponies, getting ready for Hearth’s Warming Eve, and they even sing a song about it: “Hearth’s Warming Eve is Here Once Again”. Everypony is excited for the