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December 23, 2012
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You're a mean one, Dr. Doof,
You really are a grump,
You're as pleasant as a pimple,
You're as smooth as a lump,
Dr. Doof,
You're an empty tuna can that's been thrown on the dump!

You're a monster, Dr. Doof,
You give us all a scare!
You're as kind and gentle
As a rabid polar bear,
Dr. Doof,
I wouldn't touch you with a 100-year-old dusty chair!

You're a vile one, Dr. Doof,
I'm really sure of that,
You have all the charming cuteness
Of a one-eyed vampire bat,
Dr. Doof,
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the one-eyed vampire bat!

You're a rotter, Dr. Doof,
Your plans are so monstrous,
You're wacky and you're crazy,
You're so mischievous,
Dr. Doof,
You're as kind-hearted as General Grievous!

You're a foul one, Dr. Doof,
You're a moldy old french fry,
You're wicked and you're schemeful
That we can't deny,
Dr. Doof,
Your mind is so ill and twisted that it makes you even more insane than good old Brundlefly!

You nauseate me, Dr. Doof,
You ain't no Santa Claus,
Your nose is sharp and pointy
Like Wolverine's claws,
Dr. Doof,
You're a plate of expired spaghetti sprinkled with grated moldy cheese and rotten tomato sauce!
I rewrote the song "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in Phineas and Ferb sytle.

It's not that I hate Dr. Doof, I just wanted to write a parody of the Grinch song!
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thomasedsfan Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2014
I remember I told my "you're a mean one, Mrs. Grinch" because she wouldn't allow chips with my sandwich and she gave in. I regret it. Anyway, I hadn't read the song entirely the first time and I kinda rushed to read it all before making the comment I felt I should make (trying to be more courageous sorry that seems awkward) 
Benthehyena Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Oh my ! Awesome !
caspermycat2 Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2013
hahaha love it
ShimmerOfLightning Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
yush. but wait where's the one verse where it ends in "stink, stank, stunk"?
EmperorNortonII Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
We know Dr. Doofenshmirtz is a mean one. After all, he once insulted a whale's macaroni and cheese recipe!
SwirlSwirl Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2013
Hehehe...that's funny!
Sharper-The-Writer Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Quite hillarious! XD

And Doof's heart was two sizes too small....
VanitasRocks Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Awesome job! This is my favorite Christmas song too!
WolfPawShadowClaw Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hah one eyed vamp bat:) this made my day
Mossgirl112 Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2012
this. made. my. day. :D im going to sing this all the time! :D
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