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December 23, 2012
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You're a mean one, Dr. Doof,
You really are a grump,
You're as pleasant as a pimple,
You're as smooth as a lump,
Dr. Doof,
You're an empty tuna can that's been thrown on the dump!

You're a monster, Dr. Doof,
You give us all a scare!
You're as kind and gentle
As a rabid polar bear,
Dr. Doof,
I wouldn't touch you with a 100-year-old dusty chair!

You're a vile one, Dr. Doof,
I'm really sure of that,
You have all the charming cuteness
Of a one-eyed vampire bat,
Dr. Doof,
Given the choice between the two of you, I'd take the one-eyed vampire bat!

You're a rotter, Dr. Doof,
Your plans are so monstrous,
You're wacky and you're crazy,
You're so mischievous,
Dr. Doof,
You're as kind-hearted as General Grievous!

You're a foul one, Dr. Doof,
You're a moldy old french fry,
You're wicked and you're schemeful
That we can't deny,
Dr. Doof,
Your mind is so ill and twisted that it makes you even more insane than good old Brundlefly!

You nauseate me, Dr. Doof,
You ain't no Santa Claus,
Your nose is sharp and pointy
Like Wolverine's claws,
Dr. Doof,
You're a plate of expired spaghetti sprinkled with grated moldy cheese and rotten tomato sauce!
I rewrote the song "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" in Phineas and Ferb sytle.

It's not that I hate Dr. Doof, I just wanted to write a parody of the Grinch song!
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ShimmerOfLightning Oct 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
yush. but wait where's the one verse where it ends in "stink, stank, stunk"?
EmperorNortonII Jan 20, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
We know Dr. Doofenshmirtz is a mean one. After all, he once insulted a whale's macaroni and cheese recipe!
Hehehe...that's funny!
Sharper-The-Writer Dec 24, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Quite hillarious! XD

And Doof's heart was two sizes too small....
VanitasRocks Dec 23, 2012  Student General Artist
Awesome job! This is my favorite Christmas song too!
WolfPawShadowClaw Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
hah one eyed vamp bat:) this made my day
this. made. my. day. :D im going to sing this all the time! :D
SleepingOtaku Dec 23, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
I sung that as the song sung to the Grinch in the movie How the Grinch Stole Christmas.
This made my day.~
ShimmerOfLightning Oct 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
lol i imagined the guy who sings the Grinch song singing this just now... it was amazing XD
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